grumpiestprincess:

gifak-net:

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I’m pretty sure the second puppy bit the big dogs wiener um

grumpiestprincess:

gifak-net:

video

I’m pretty sure the second puppy bit the big dogs wiener um

"I don’t know why people teach kids about ‘pimples’ and ‘hormones’ and ‘armpit hair’, and refrain from telling them that if they don’t achieve their billion-dollar dreams at the age of twenty-one, there will still be much more to life. And that when you fail at your first job, it isn’t going to be the end of the world. And eventually you will realize that each person’s world is different and your only job is to figure out what your best world can be."

Hannah Hart, My Drunk Kitchen

the realest life advice you will ever get 

(via helbigandswift)

squidpuke:

becausebirds:

Hoodie owl.

You mean HOO-die

squided:

diamoncls:

yourwaifu:

thala55o:

mac and cheese

what?

mac and cheese

That’s an egg

squided:

diamoncls:

yourwaifu:

thala55o:

mac and cheese

what?

mac and cheese

That’s an egg

unfollow-immediately:

unfollow-immediately:

the government should tax single straight men

that fee when no gf

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

taco-bell-rey:

taco-bell-rey:

taco-bell-rey:

someone give me something funny to reply to this with

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and he hasn’t messaged me back since

I still do this

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Best Tumblr  Responses photoset

gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

thewalruswasdave:

thewalruswasdave:

Youtube comments won’t load on google chrome. Help?

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dapperbran:

straylightjay:

10 questions to never ask a transgender person by Laura Jane Grace

Laura is fucking lord. 

awwww-cute:

My dog got excited when I got home from work and ran around me while peeing

awwww-cute:

My dog got excited when I got home from work and ran around me while peeing

aidn:

lostincomaa:

how is this news

McLovin Jacks Off To Pictures Of Women, Is A Hero To All

aidn:

lostincomaa:

how is this news

McLovin Jacks Off To Pictures Of Women, Is A Hero To All

avant-guardian-angel:

Being a dad the right way

THE BOOK SAYS DEATH metal NOTE